Countdown to PHP 8.1.0
The last beta release of #PHP 8.1.0 (Beta 3) is now available for testing. Check it out, and please help us test it. Submit bugs here: https://bugs.php.net/search.php?limit=30&order_by=id&direction=DESC&cmd=display&status=Open&bug_type=All&phpver=8.1&project=PHP
The first release candidate is scheduled in two weeks for 2 Sep 2021.
And yes. I know this is a terrible idea. There's no way we could keep up with the annual costs, no matter how lolsy some of these names are.
Possible domain names:
index.php // All the trollings
fuck.php // We've all felt it
love.php // We feel this too
runs.php // See also: The web
Sigh. Just realized I wrote "laws of robots" and now I feel like a complete tool.
Before anyone replies, There's no need for posting corrections at me. I knew Susan Calvin before you were alive. We had brunch every Sunday. Girl gets 🔥 on mimosas. Love her; take that any way you like...
Hahahahahaha.... https://php.net/robots.txt has Asimov's laws of robots in it. What a fun day this is turning into.
Me: I'd like a hex table, please.
Google: Do you mean this random English village? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hextable
Me: I'd like an ascii table, please.
For the past few days, i have been benchmarking, and studying HTTP routers, and in the process, i have rewrite hhvm/hack-router in PHP ( https://github.com/azjezz/hack-routing ), added some optimizations, and managed to beat both FastRoute, and Symfony Routing.
blog post soon.
Ya know, I'mma be honest... Composer users follow a really nice, respectable upgrade cycle.
Y'all on it pretty sharp there... Even ya stragglers....