Have a listen! (Most of these podcasts sound better than this, I guess there were hardware issues that day)
How not to get your "feature request" (if you can even call it that) taken seriously.
omw to Miami for #SunshinePHP!
Eff this snow up here in Chicago.
Time to check in for the hot tub track.
It is proven! I am saramg on Keybase: https://keybase.io/saramg/sigchain#24bed00bfa398b3857eb76954edbdac01b6f4244ea9dae2d4dc269f7b8791afa0f
Just a quick rough-up of a proposal idea by @email@example.com for static return type hints in PHP.
There's probably a little extra work to be done to ensure covariance rules are respected, but this is a place to start discussion.
PHP 7.4.0 Relased!!!
Typed Properties, Short Lambdas, Preloading, ... IT'S ALL HERE!!!
FOR REAL REAL, NOT FOR PLAY PLAY!!!