People love to chuckle about PHP's function naming inconsistency, born in part by PHP's symbol hash having originally been "strlen".
Meanwhile C is out here like
The problem is that there was never any guarantee that more than a certain number of characters would be checked when names were compared for equality—in Old C this was eight characters, in Standard C this has changed to 31.
🥳 PHP 8.1 is released!
🔗 Read all about it at: https://www.php.net/archive/2021.php#2021-11-25-1
♻️ Migration Guide: https://php.net/migration81
🐘 Many thanks to the contributors for everything they implemented, and the RMs to get this amazing new version released!
❓ What's your favourite new feature?
Meanwhile, a chuckle for PayPal referring to PHP as "Personal Home Pages" https://www.paypal-status.com/history/eventdetails/44020
Wow. How long has the "integrity" script property existed in HTML? Such an obvious and simple thing to use in a world where JS is pulled in from all over the place.
Countdown to PHP 8.1.0
The last beta release of #PHP 8.1.0 (Beta 3) is now available for testing. Check it out, and please help us test it. Submit bugs here: https://bugs.php.net/search.php?limit=30&order_by=id&direction=DESC&cmd=display&status=Open&bug_type=All&phpver=8.1&project=PHP
The first release candidate is scheduled in two weeks for 2 Sep 2021.
And yes. I know this is a terrible idea. There's no way we could keep up with the annual costs, no matter how lolsy some of these names are.
Possible domain names:
index.php // All the trollings
fuck.php // We've all felt it
love.php // We feel this too
runs.php // See also: The web