Hey Tweeps. I'm looking for a #PHP Developer to join me @firstname.lastname@example.org for about 15-20hrs/wk. Passion for technical writing a plus.
- 100% Remote
- Flexible Hours
- Great for freelancers
RT to get the word out plz
@calevans Related, you seem to simulpost to both mastodon and the birdsite. Do you have a recommended client for doing that? Like Tweetdeck with Mastodon integration or something?
**Glances at phpc.social "local" timeline...
It's at least 90% @calevans.
Need to get more 'c' in the phpc...
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I wonder if anyone's ever written a framework or language or some technology called "deez nuts" purely so they can say they are an "expert at deez nuts" or similar.
Angela has taken to making butter from scratch. Today, she's produced a batch compounded with home grown Serrano peppers. #caliente
Trying to understand why some people seem really ticked off at @wilw and it all seems to stem from reactionary twitter. The mob simply decided that Wil was bad.
I won't claim to know him, but everything I've ever heard him say tells me he's not a dick. Certainly far less of a dick than I am.
So if y'all would kindly stop nut-punching the man long enough to hear his side and MAYBE consider that nobody owes you any explanations anyway, maybe we could get the fuck along.
Nust noticed #tootdon spells 'Favourite' with a 'u'. Not sure how I feel about that.
WANTED: Stories of times you've been faced with a difficult ethical decision and you feel you made the right (or wrong) call.
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Rollin' up PHP 7.2.9, GA in two days. #hype
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