New PHP releases announced:


No 7.1 release as there are no security fixes in this batch. Just humble bugfixes.

Just going over the supported versions list and realizing that, very briefly, we'll be at five at once again. Ya know, for three days. Still, yikes.

In Twitter Jail for saying that if you fuck with Marge, I'll fuck with you. Which... fair cop, that's technically a threat of violence, so in the meanwhile, back to Mastodon.

How y'all doin'?

Hey Tweeps. I'm looking for a #PHP Developer to join me for about 15-20hrs/wk. Passion for technical writing a plus.

- 100% Remote
- Flexible Hours
- Great for freelancers

RT to get the word out plz

Performing scan of mirrors.
This is... not encouraging.

@calevans Related, you seem to simulpost to both mastodon and the birdsite. Do you have a recommended client for doing that? Like Tweetdeck with Mastodon integration or something?

**Glances at "local" timeline...
It's at least 90% @calevans.
Need to get more 'c' in the phpc...

It's Tuesday morning. Who's got two thumbs, didn't sleep at all last night, and is about to roll PHP 7.1.22 ?


Quite Mild Language 

PHP 8 has a roadmap (ish), so thinking about plans for PHP 9.
A 9 is just a rotated 6...
Maybe we can finally bring Unicode support.
Except rotated...

I'm callin' it. Right now:
ǝpoɔıu∩ :6 ԀHԀ

Some gorgeous thunder rolling through right now.
Not so much for the dog who's hiding in the basement and the cat who fucked off to nowhere shouting a whole lotta "NOPE".

Angela has taken to making butter from scratch. Today, she's produced a batch compounded with home grown Serrano peppers.

Trying to understand why some people seem really ticked off at @wilw and it all seems to stem from reactionary twitter. The mob simply decided that Wil was bad.

I won't claim to know him, but everything I've ever heard him say tells me he's not a dick. Certainly far less of a dick than I am.

So if y'all would kindly stop nut-punching the man long enough to hear his side and MAYBE consider that nobody owes you any explanations anyway, maybe we could get the fuck along.

Nust noticed spells 'Favourite' with a 'u'. Not sure how I feel about that.

Wandering through western Illinois with my girl and my pupper. Currently hanging at Grant's Park in Galena.

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