Sara Golemon @pollita@phpc.social
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PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager
Non-PHP toots at: @saramg
Joined Aug 2018
Woah, found a use for PHP8 attributes and it's in a... **checks notes** CPU emulator.
Countdown to PHP 8.1.0
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Working on conference slides... I promise no Elephpants were harmed in the making of this photo.
PHP 8.0 is dead.
Long live PHP 8.1!
Sara Golemon
boosted
The last beta release of #PHP 8.1.0 (Beta 3) is now available for testing. Check it out, and please help us test it. Submit bugs here: https://bugs.php.net/search.php?limit=30&order_by=id&direction=DESC&cmd=display&status=Open&bug_type=All&phpver=8.1&project=PHP
The first release candidate is scheduled in two weeks for 2 Sep 2021.
Wow. 8.0.10 going into RC today.
They grow up so fast...
And yes. I know this is a terrible idea. There's no way we could keep up with the annual costs, no matter how lolsy some of these names are.
Possible domain names:
index.php // All the trollings
fuck.php // We've all felt it
love.php // We feel this too
runs.php // See also: The web
fractal-of.bad-design.php
If I ran a kickstarter (or similar) campaign to create a .php top-level domain registrar (Filing fee is $185,000 and there's $25,000+ per year in additional costs, not to mention running the infra), would you contribute?
Have you taken your seat at the PHP Roundtable?
IT'S BACK! After a nearly 3 year hiatus, PHP Roundtable returns!
Episode 82: https://youtu.be/EeRIM8Kz2rw
Dramatic Elephpant: https://youtu.be/N-YY6IeciHI
Sigh. Just realized I wrote "laws of robots" and now I feel like a complete tool.
Before anyone replies, There's no need for posting corrections at me. I knew Susan Calvin before you were alive. We had brunch every Sunday. Girl gets 🔥 on mimosas. Love her; take that any way you like...
Hahahahahaha.... https://php.net/robots.txt has Asimov's laws of robots in it. What a fun day this is turning into.
Some days, I'll be wandering around the project and find nuggets like this:
Our favicon is 18 years old and not one god damn person is wasting time on trying to replace it.
Me: Wandering through PHP's website code, updating some patterns to modern syntax.
PHP website: Not actually on 8.0 yet.
Me:
HYPE! php-8.1.0alpha1 tagged!
Me: I'd like a hex table, please.
Google: Do you mean this random English village? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hextable
Me: I'd like an ascii table, please.
Sara Golemon
boosted
For the past few days, i have been benchmarking, and studying HTTP routers, and in the process, i have rewrite hhvm/hack-router in PHP ( https://github.com/azjezz/hack-routing ), added some optimizations, and managed to beat both FastRoute, and Symfony Routing.
blog post soon.
Ya know, I'mma be honest... Composer users follow a really nice, respectable upgrade cycle.
Y'all on it pretty sharp there... Even ya stragglers....
https://blog.packagist.com/php-versions-stats-2021-1-edition/
Reassembling my workspace in the brand new bedroom I've built out in my basement. The office managers have reported for duty and are watching over me intently.
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PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager
Non-PHP toots at: @saramg
Joined Aug 2018
