A new submission for the bugs.php.net honor roll:

"""Dear PHP, you have a bug because Excel will execute arbitrary commands from a spreadsheet after the users has ignored all warnings that it might be dangerous.
"""

Hahahahahahaha. No.

Platform.SH Deploy Friday starting in about half an hour. Join Gabriel Caruso and I along with Larry Garfield and Patrick Dawkins to talk about PHP and the upcoming 8.0 release.

youtu.be/t8znkSvwQC8

Greater Toronto Area online event tonight. I'll be giving a very short presentation on what's new in PHP 8.0 and will stick around for a Q&A. Come join us!

meetup.com/GTA-PHP-User-Group-

After many months, my officially unofficial "ad" for @SunshinePHP is up on YouTube.
Sammy Powers graciously donated the 40 seconds of music it was desperately missing.

Enjoy!

youtu.be/lun5yichGmc

That does it. I'm personally embargoing the use of attributes in all my future projects.

Me trying to use composer with a `--disable-all` build of PHP.

Security email address submissions are getting existential.

language, rude people 

More from the "Stuff sent to security@ inbox files"

I like the detail of sending it from an improved incendiary device.

The answer to "Can we do X from internals like we can from userspace?" is often: "Yes", but even when it's "No", that no is ALWAYS followed by: "..., not officially. 😏"

externals.io/message/110383#11

"we're already in feature freeze induced RFC overload..."

Every year. Every. Freaking. Year.

**Looks through a window.

Well, now that's interesting...

When a Window closes, look for a door:

externals.io/message/110907

"""We are not, however, going to be supporting PHP for Windows in any capacity for version 8.0 and beyond."""

I *should* probably reply to this, but like... it's got to be some weird kind of spam-oriented fake, right?

Like, nobody hits that close while still missing the mark, do they?

No, the PHP project isn't your hosting provider, dude.

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