Sara Golemon @pollita@phpc.social

Elephpants IV: Super Elephpant Brothers
https://youtu.be/XPomH5BWMhU

It's Tuesday morning. Who's got two thumbs, didn't sleep at all last night, and is about to roll PHP 7.1.22 ?

THIS NERD.

I wonder if anyone's ever written a framework or language or some technology called "deez nuts" purely so they can say they are an "expert at deez nuts" or similar.

PHP 8 has a roadmap (ish), so thinking about plans for PHP 9.
A 9 is just a rotated 6...
Maybe we can finally bring Unicode support.
Except rotated...

I'm callin' it. Right now:
ǝpoɔıu∩ :6 ԀHԀ

Some gorgeous thunder rolling through right now.
Not so much for the dog who's hiding in the basement and the cat who fucked off to nowhere shouting a whole lotta "NOPE".

Angela has taken to making butter from scratch. Today, she's produced a batch compounded with home grown Serrano peppers. #caliente

Trying to understand why some people seem really ticked off at @wilw and it all seems to stem from reactionary twitter. The mob simply decided that Wil was bad.

I won't claim to know him, but everything I've ever heard him say tells me he's not a dick. Certainly far less of a dick than I am.

So if y'all would kindly stop nut-punching the man long enough to hear his side and MAYBE consider that nobody owes you any explanations anyway, maybe we could get the fuck along.

Nust noticed #tootdon spells 'Favourite' with a 'u'. Not sure how I feel about that.

Wandering through western Illinois with my girl and my pupper. Currently hanging at Grant's Park in Galena.

WANTED: Stories of times you've been faced with a difficult ethical decision and you feel you made the right (or wrong) call.

Replies here or email me at pollita @ php . net for anonymity.

All names will be anonymized in final presentation built around: https://www.computer.org/web/education/code-of-ethics

Going to be taking a week off the bird site all next week. Turn your attentions here for my meandering rants and get-off-my-lawnses.

Rollin' up PHP 7.2.9, GA in two days. #hype