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I have 10+ years of development, helped bring UG to life in São Paulo, Brazil.

I believe in as a philosophy and in the as a vehicle to improve democracy. We can make the world a better place, one commit at a time.

RT @davidcrawshaw@twitter.com

SemVer:

v1.0.0 -> v1.1.0 # one-line change expanding an API
v1.1.0 -> v2.0.0 # revert previous commit

This is both ridiculous and fair portrayal of the engineering costs of adding a feature compared with removing the same feature.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/davidcrawshaw/stat

RT @afrozenpeach@twitter.com

I'm still looking for a job. If anyone knows about any roles for a PHP/C# Developer with 10 years of experience let me know! Remote or in Central IL!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/afrozenpeach/statu

E assim fica estabelecida a Lei Minetto.

RT @eminetto@twitter.com

“A hora que você consegue dormir é inversamente proporcional à hora que você precisa acordar”. MINETTO, Elton. 2019

🐦🔗: twitter.com/eminetto/status/10

I missed a Command, and why not "Implementation" as well, somewhere. But seems legit enough

RT @ylorph@twitter.com

EventSourcedBasedStatesInsideBoundedContextNotSharingYourPrivateEventsOutsideOfTheBoundedContextAndKafkaIsNotMeantForThisAndPleaseDoNotConflateWithEventDrivenArchitectureStreamsArePrivateToYourBoundedContextDoNotShareThemWithStrangers-Driven-Design

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ylorph/status/1093

RT @wycats@twitter.com

I periodically remind myself that Fred Brooks had everything figured out in "No Silver Bullet"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/wycats/status/1093

RT @__apf__@twitter.com

Oh no, I almost missed Safer Internet Day. Here's some safety advice:

1. Use a password manager
2. Use a password manager
3. Use a password manager
4. Wear brightly colored, reflective clothing when you run at night
5. Use a password manager

🐦🔗: twitter.com/__apf__/status/109

RT @RonJeffries@twitter.com

I was going to write this out, which I don’t usually do with my tweet storms, and decided not to. So I have no idea where we are going.

Topic is pressure on developers, and what they can do about it.
/1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RonJeffries/status

Ubuntu 18.04 is, by far, the worst experience I am having with Linux for all my life. Bluetooth sometimes work and sometimes doesn't.

RT @johncutlefish@twitter.com

Most ppl don't realize how deep you need to go to make something "simple". They think it just pops out that way. And if you show your work it scares them.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/johncutlefish/stat

It is sad to realize that OSX now benefit from a restart from time to time.

It is 2019 and the feeling that software is moving backwards is inevitable.

PS: Maybe it is just me getting old and grumpy.

PS: /usr stands for user

RT @robsmallshire@twitter.com

The first code on worked on after moving to Norway had

obj.getNoKids()

instead of

obj.numberOfChildren()

Made me cringe every time I saw it. One day I renamed it through two-million lines of C++. twitter.com/dhh/status/1086281

🐦🔗: twitter.com/robsmallshire/stat

There are people saying PHP is not bad. On Hacker News. Multiple people.

There is even a "I prefer Laravel to RoR" comment.

Who would expect that?! news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1

Since I no longer need to pay for GitHub, never needed many collaborators on private repos, they will probably announce a reason for me to spend more money on them soon enough.

PS: 👀 GitHub Actions

RT @github@twitter.com

Use private repositories with three of your closest collaborators *for free* 🙌
github.com/pricing

🐦🔗: twitter.com/github/status/1082

RT @piamancini@twitter.com

Are you cancelling your @github@twitter.com private repo subscription? Here's an idea... USe that money to give back to open source! opencollective.com/opensource backyourstack.com Thanks @bitandbang@twitter.com for this. <3 twitter.com/bitandbang/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/piamancini/status/

RT @jbogard@twitter.com

in the debate of microservice- or monolith-first, definitely do monolith first if your microservice architecture will just be RPC-over-HTTP

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jbogard/status/108

RT @porkaria@twitter.com

PHP Brasil Comunidades... quanto tempo, quantas tretas e principalmente quanta cerveja (ops... quanta phpinga!) hahahaha @cheopsmalta@twitter.com @felipernb@twitter.com @ivonascimento@twitter.com @augustohp@twitter.com @galvao@twitter.com @marcelioleal@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/porkaria/status/10

RT @samnewman@twitter.com

I was in the middle of creating this slide (wrt patch hygiene) and had to stop half-way through and ask myself - aren’t we all just making this worse?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/samnewman/status/9

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