Claudio @SenseException@phpc.social
Still being human even after more than 15 years of coding. Tooting about code snippets, employer branding & slices of life.
Joined Aug 2018
RT @allenholub@twitter.com
If you're recognize anything in this picture, you're in deep trouble. Get some help. Please.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/allenholub/status/1380231524709113858
RT @symfony_live@twitter.com
Meet the speakers of #Symfony_Live Online German Edition 2021 on April 16: @SenseException@twitter.com will talk about "Schrödinger's SQL - The SQL inside the Doctrine box"! Book your conference ticket now for the German #Symfony conference 100% online https://live.symfony.com/2021-germany/registration/
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/symfony_live/status/1380139832706498564
RT @doctrineproject@twitter.com
The 2.8.3 release is now marked as insecure as per FriendsOfPHP/security-advisories - so that hopefully tooling will notify users to upgrade to 2.8.4
https://github.com/FriendsOfPHP/security-advisories/blob/master/doctrine/orm/2021-04-06.yaml
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/doctrineproject/status/1379408203650367500
RT @ProgrammerDude@twitter.com
I'm in the 2019 Facebook data leak whilst I "permanently" deleted my Facebook account in 2017. 👀
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ProgrammerDude/status/1379366676592988164
RT @zenorocha@twitter.com
Junior developers these days...
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/zenorocha/status/1377257297756352512
RT @PHPRFCBot@twitter.com
#PHP RFC moved to Accepted Pending Implementation / Landing: Mysqli bind in execute https://wiki.php.net/rfc/mysqli_bind_in_execute
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PHPRFCBot/status/1375806853632946179
RT @varcharr@twitter.com
Today I heard one of the worst engineering takes to exist.
“Documentation shouldn’t be necessary if the engineers are competent in what they’re doing.”
No. Documentation is for future you, for new teammates, and for anyone who can’t memorize everything they ever do.
RT @spakhm@twitter.com
Ok, SQL is actually really good. Perhaps I should have spent two days learning it before working on a company for ten years attempting to replace it 😁
RT @_workchronicles@twitter.com
Work Projects and Personal Projects
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_workchronicles/status/1372832681206018054
RT @dlondero@twitter.com
Aida, the #phpday #elePHPant, is ready to join your herd. Just sayin' :)
Konnte heute auf der Intensivstation live Corona-Erkrankte durch eine Glastür sehen. Ihr wollt dort nicht liegen.
RT @grmpyprogrammer@twitter.com
The problem is always the same: nobody wants to pay to test anything so they work on convincing the users that it’s their fault the system doesn’t work. https://twitter.com/shephardm/status/1371507516593508353
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/grmpyprogrammer/status/1371515349267546112
RT @YesVirginia_@twitter.com
Why are Sprints called Sprints? When running sprints, I run as fast as possible and then rest before the next one. In software development it’s just Sprint and then Sprint again, no rest or anything in between, just constantly going as fast as possible, doesn’t make sense to me.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/YesVirginia_/status/1371429022912163842
RT @Carnage4Life@twitter.com
Open Source is the most interesting cultural peculiarity of the software industry. Engineers giving away billions in value often to for-profit corporations in exchange for credit & credibility.
It's unpaid internships on steroids except no one sees it as exploitation. Marvelous.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1371455390769147907
RT @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R@twitter.com
Damn Developers https://www.reddit.com/r/programmerhumor/comments/m2xqds
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PR0GRAMMERHUM0R/status/1370238148811325441
RT @miss_jwo@twitter.com
Trigger warning: rape.
If you can, please watch the video, please listen to what @Daniel_Sloss@twitter.com is saying and please pass it on. https://twitter.com/annacollinson/status/1369972777403506689
When is the appropriate payback time for technical dept?
Answer: later.
RT @antodippo@twitter.com
"Explain the difference between monolithic and microservice architecture like I'm five" https://twitter.com/MCFlashdance/status/1369689331242311686
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/antodippo/status/1369991545001287682
RT @driannavaldivia@twitter.com
You can empower the next engineer with ✨DOCUMENTATION✨
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/driannavaldivia/status/1369762319572611078
Or just claim that documentation isn't needed because "the best documentation is code".
Don't rely on implementation details. Code isn't the same as acceptance criterias and documentation.
RT @driannavaldivia@twitter.com
You can empower the next engineer with ✨DOCUMENTATION✨
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/driannavaldivia/status/1369762319572611078
Still being human even after more than 15 years of coding. Tooting about code snippets, employer branding & slices of life.
Joined Aug 2018
