Claudio @SenseException@phpc.social
Still being human even after more than 15 years of coding. Tooting about code snippets, employer branding & slices of life.
Joined Aug 2018
RT @da_php@twitter.com
Wer hat Lust uns in Darmstadt zu besuchen um einen Talk zu halten? Wir suchen noch zwei Speaker für Mittwoch den 12.10. - schreibt uns doch einfach kurz 😉
https://www.meetup.com/darmstadt-php-meetup-gruppe/events/282654966/
RT @funkatron@twitter.com
You are an expression of the Universe; the great engine of Creation.
You are not your job.
You are not your work.
You are not what you were.
You are, now.
And this is where You are, always.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/funkatron/status/1575462359723872258
RT @ModernSQL@twitter.com
The SQL/JSON Path language allows to pick the last element of an array by using 'last' as the array subscript:
SELECT JSON_VALUE('["A", "B", "C"]', '$[last]') …
⇒ C
Now also supported by MariaDB 10.9 (a short-term support release).
https://modern-sql.com/caniuse/last-json-path-array-accessor
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ModernSQL/status/1575487040158044160
RT @chrisoldwood@twitter.com
Many developers suggest you should just say no to YAML, but it’s not that easy, they never tell you if that should be no, ‘no’, “no”, [ “no” ], ...
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/chrisoldwood/status/1368256607495348227
RT @chimsky68@twitter.com
Das dümmste, was man machen kann, ist sich auf Arbeit den Ruf zu erarbeiten, Aufgaben schnell und gut zu erledigen.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/chimsky68/status/1575403344130080771
RT @cooperx86@twitter.com
To put age into perspective: Grace Hopper first entered computing at age 38, completed the first compiler at age 46, influenced the design of COBOL at age 53, wrote COBOL for the Navy through her 70s, retired from the Navy aged 80 and *then* became a consultant for DEC(!) 😍
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/cooperx86/status/1575095465854455810
RT @jwage@twitter.com
I feel this. I was a horrible student but I never thought I was “stupid”…I just learned and engaged differently than public schools are designed.
RT @PP_Vortex@twitter.com
Wenn ihr ein Hilfspaket in die #Ukraine mit den kostenlos #DHL Labels verschickt, dann kauft bitte auch etwas Inhalt im Paketshop!
Die Einzelhändler*innen bekommen für die Paketannahme nämlich NICHTS von DHL für die Annahme und tragen die Kosten für Lagerung, Strom usw. selbst!
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PP_Vortex/status/1574995347675283456
RT @DARTprobe@twitter.com
THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DARTprobe/status/1574538291449237505
RT @erikaheidi@twitter.com
Are you having adhesion issues with your 3D prints, even though you're cleaning your plate well with isopropyl alcohol? Have you tried washing the plate with dish soap? That worked like *magic* for me, I found out by chance.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/erikaheidi/status/1574791963337015302
RT @davidalpert@twitter.com
@davefarley77@twitter.com "the hard part of software development is not typing" - @WoodyZuill@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/davidalpert/status/1574564285489217537
RT @dmofengineering@twitter.com
Let’s clear this up:
Scifi is how you describe your estimates.
Fantasy is how you made your estimates.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dmofengineering/status/1574089296385933312
RT @hannotify@twitter.com
Secondly, attendees: it might be tempting to join 'the line' after the talk has finished, but speakers don't generally prefer this way of Q&A. They have to gather their stuff and make way for the next speaker, and they've just finished a talk" They're a bit swamped.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/hannotify/status/1573921882763677696
RT @reshmasaujani@twitter.com
I woke up this morning to a news alert that our @GirlsWhoCode@twitter.com middle-grade book series was banned by some school districts as part of the Mom for Liberty effort to ban books. To be honest, I am so angry I cannot breathe.
https://www.newsweek.com/handmaids-tale-girls-who-code-other-books-banned-us-1745890
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/reshmasaujani/status/1573692989561446400
RT @Fahrradfrau2@twitter.com
Paar sitzt mit Kindern im Hotel beim Frühstück. Er blickt nur leer auf sein Handy und isst. Ignoriert die Kinder. Sie jongliert die übellaunigen Kinder.
Das waren wir heute morgen. Mein Mann hat sich die ganze Nacht um die Kinder die nicht schlafen konnten gekümmert.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Fahrradfrau2/status/1573592948888985601
RT @jkr_on_the_web@twitter.com
Classical recipes: Caesar Salad.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jkr_on_the_web/status/1573416233835413508
RT @NasimiShabnam@twitter.com
The women of Afghanistan chant 'bread, work, freedom' - نان، کار، آزادی
The women of Iran now chant "woman, life, freedom' - زن، زندگی، آزادی
All they are asking for is their basic human rights.
Show your solidarity.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NasimiShabnam/status/1572955167980404738
I didn't expect that my first in-person talk after a long time would look like this.
The cat isn't dead... or is it? SELECT 'meow';
RT @symfony@twitter.com
SymfonyCon Disneyland Paris 2022: Schrödinger's SQL - The SQL inside the Doctrine box https://symfony.com/blog/symfonycon-disneyland-paris-2022-schrodinger-s-sql-the-sql-inside-the-doctrine-box #symfony
RT @HistoryMuppet@twitter.com
Zach Braff taught Elmo a new word 😂
(Scrubs Promo Outtake, 2009)
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/status/1489361906863329280
RT @nathanwpyle@twitter.com
just let Alfred have this
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/1573286606349402113
Still being human even after more than 15 years of coding. Tooting about code snippets, employer branding & slices of life.
Joined Aug 2018
