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I have Firefox installed on my mobiles for the Send to Device feature, which isn’t as seamless as Continuity, but works fine from Safari’s share menu. Mac to mobile I tend not to need.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI came to Firefox from Netscape Navigator, but TBH these days I’m mostly clinging to the idea that a browser monoculture is bad.\u003c/p\u003e","reblog":null,"account":{"id":"109304518605483768","username":"zygous","acct":"zygous@mastodon.green","display_name":"Richard Turner","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-04-25T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eI love \u003ca href=\"https://mastodon.green/tags/tech\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003etech\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, and have enjoyed \u003ca href=\"https://mastodon.green/tags/computers\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecomputers\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e since the \u003ca href=\"https://mastodon.green/tags/bbcmicro\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ebbcmicro\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e. 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