Ignoring the actual content and the fact that PHP 8 runs 5.6 procedural code just fine (unless it's broken code that needs fixing anyway), the part that caught my attention was the subject line and salutation.
There's something kind of adorable about him thinking that PHP is a 1-man effort and Rasmus is just sitting at home banging away on it all by himself.
Hahahahahaha.... https://php.net/robots.txt has Asimov's laws of robots in it. What a fun day this is turning into.
This one even got my wife laughing out loud.
There's too much text to put it in the mouse over, so I've pasted it to gist for the screen reader inclined.
https://gist.github.com/sgolemon/a2f98484efac50d69a292ff40bc6e036
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