A new submission for the bugs.php.net honor roll:
"""Dear PHP, you have a bug because Excel will execute arbitrary commands from a spreadsheet after the users has ignored all warnings that it might be dangerous.
@pollita https://youtu.be/1SNxaJlicEU "You probably browse the web with PowerPoint" yeah, Microsoft definitely added too much arbitrary freedom in Office and has ever since been too pigheaded to stop supporting that. I get that it enables sysadmins to pull in dynamic data based on system and network resources, but come on. Let them use PowerShell and burn this flaming pile of shite down to the ground.
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