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Serverless functions on Digital Ocean, you say? Fun!

This photo I took at the parade today has a delightfully dystopian feel to it. Like they might be building-sized GPU fans that are dooming the planet.

(In actuality, they are misting fans for portable temporary crowd relief during the coming climate change induced mega-heatwaves.)

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A reminder that Mastodon and the Fediverse do NOT use cryptocurrency, blockchains, NFTs, tokens, coins, mining, web3 or anything like that.

Masto and the Fedi run on traditional servers and use a sustainable network federation model somewhat similar to e-mail (that's why Fediverse addresses look similar to e-mail addresses).

Also a reminder there are no venture capital firms or other investors either. No one owns the network, each server is independent. Masto and Fedi server running costs are paid by their owners, sometimes with donations from users.

No one is getting rich from the Fediverse, it is all volunteers with some getting donations and a few getting modest grants from foundations. Please remember this when you interact with admins or developers.

(There might be some individual users who post about cryptocurrency/blockchain, but the infrastructure this place runs on doesn't use it at all.)

Tl:dr - Decentralisation does NOT mean cryptocurrency/blockchain


I wonder if animators sometimes have a dedicated Animation Antechamber? Or if I, as a coder, should make some kind of Coding Crevasse?

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We do things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy.

... I guess it would be a good idea to convert my hacks and "solutions" into a blog post. And no, my blog does not run on Wordpress.

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Ah. The problem is that the theme I started with is using custom inline CSS, and because it won't let me edit the "template parts" reliably (it keeps reverting the changes to the stock version, which seems completely useless), I am in the acutely annoying position of having no idea how to carry those custom styles over to the new custom template pieces I have to make.

Wordpress: A rich, buttery tapestry of frustration. (Until it eventually works, then it's great. Until it gets hacked.)

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Now I'm in the obnoxious responsiveness rabbit hole - any change I make to make things look nice on desktop breaks mobile, and vice-versa.

What a nightmare. Give me Tailwind and PHP and HTML any day, eff this noise.

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Hmm. And apparently some bug in the beta "site editor" has gunned everything up and now I'm rebuilding all the template layouts from scratch for some reason. Is there no end to this frustration?

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I actually had to use CSS to suppress it. 🙄🙄🙄 😂😂😂

One bright spot: the site design, while primitive, looks pretty great on mobile out of the box.

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It effectively means that if I want to have a homepage named "Home", I have to also deal with a fuckoff big "HOME" H1 tag on the homepage.

If I blank it out, then the page loses its name in the list of pages (and in the autogenerated nav, presumably) and becomes something less than useful like "(no title)"

And no amount of futzing with page templates and whatnot offers the ability to suppress this useless and redundant heading.

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Why do spreadsheets always seem to have "bottom" cell vertical alignment? Some accounting holdover?

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roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you

and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops

it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed

twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you

There we go - two successes, three failures ...

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All my test cases are passing! Wait, that's not right. Oooohhhh, I was a doofus and added a data provider to the test case & started writing data provider entries, but didn't update the test case to CONSUME the data provider. Derp.

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I've nerdsniped myself - instead of working on the wordpress site I need to finish, I'm trying to reverse engineer the "bionic reading" algorithm for funsies.

It's that thing that went around last week, of text with the first half of each word in bold. Supposedly improves reading speed or comprehension or both; I couldn't discern any difference in the sample text, so I'm making a way to test with larger blocks of text.

I've got a working algorithm, but it doesn't perfectly match. Refining it.

Hmm. Wordpress is surprisingly inscrutable, despite masquerading as being helpful, customizable, and user-friendly.

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