Installing PHP 8 on Raspbian is a lot easier when you have a decent guide for it. Found this one tonight: lindevs.com/install-php-8-0-on

I finally got my underwater drone back in the water after a long winter hiatus, and I found something neat! youtu.be/KT-g50Rq-2o

@pollita but no, functions aren't given that level of participation in the ecosystem right now.

@pollita if you could `composer install whoever/println`, then have a `use Whoever\println;` in your file that talks to the console, problem solved.

@pollita I like it! Looks super handy for my typical PHP usage. Of course, your point is also 100% correct (if a bit blunt).

But if we could just make functions "first class" (no pun intended), it wouldn't need to exist at the language level.

Went for a walk today & took a photo of an old rusted car wreck. I'd taken a photo of the same wreck 10 years ago, and thought it would be fun to try again. flickr.com/photos/beryllium/51

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@saramg I have it on good authority that Kaos is the enemy of Control.

Aha. I think what I need to do in order to understand all the fiddly draggy and droppy bullshit bits of XCode+Swift ... is version the project in git and look at the damned diffs.

Anything less precise seems utterly inscrutable.

The hull is actually much cleaner than the photo suggests; I think a lot of the speckledness is from light reflecting off the water, amplified by computer-driven postprocessing settings.

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Sailboat photo from this weekend: flic.kr/p/2kJgNCV

Not my boat, although it could be for the low, low price of $15,900 CDN.

@saramg ... having enough energy to "do things" is a MYTH. We'll take our black times new roman on white bgcolor, with blue links and purple visited links, and we'll like it.

... well, anyway, I hope your eye is feeling better now.

I want to propose "final abstract class" as a solution to this: it can be extended, and the abstract methods can be added, but nothing more than that can be done. And the extended class has to be final itself.

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Is there any way to say in an abstract class that any implementing classes cannot add extra methods, only define the abstract ones?

Not ideal, but I discovered a way around this: reading inbound messages from the API and reacting to them locally. Aka, polling. 🤷 I guess it works, for now.

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Maybe there's a way to do this same thing with array_* functions, but nothing came to mind.

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I just came up with the most brutal hack to use array_reduce with short functions ... heh.

Since "add to the array" and "return the array" are two operations, I turned them into a single one by using a ternary:

```php
array_reduce(
$items,
fn ($carry, $item) =>
($carry[$item['category']][] = $item)
? $carry
: $carry,
[]
);
```

It eventually came back online; after several further issues with exhausted memory, I finally figured out that `make -j4` was just too taxing for the system (Pi 3 Model B)

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Me: "I have an idea: I'll compile PHP 8.0.3 on my Raspberry Pi"

Also me: "Now I can't SSH into my Raspberry Pi because, I assume, the CPU melted."

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