BASIC on a Color Computer 2
What language did you write you first line of code in?
My time is up at UFSC at the end of April so I am looking for a new challenge. Full-time remote from Canada, PHP preferred (can do Python), getting your team test-centric, modernizing your code and dev practices
I've distilled 414N J4CK50N, my Warforge Bard in our next #dnd5e campaign, to the following quote:
"I only know how to play two types of songs; Ones about drinking and driving my work cart down dusty roads, and one about what I assume Human love is."
Thanks for having me @nashvillephp! Had a great time talking to everyone after the talk. If anyone has any questions, feel free to ping! If you attended and would like to try out @VonageDev, let me know and I can hook you up with some credit.
I once had a vendor “demo” integrating with a 3rd party we needed. Based on the errors they had integrated a different 3rd party.
I asked them if they could use the one we needed, and they said they had no idea, they had never gotten it to work.
My boss immediately purchased.
Every vendor I've ever worked with
The code will outlast many, many employees.
Write fast crummy code to get to market, and we'll fix it later.
I've never seen anyone fix it later. Never. You are just sabotaging you future. In any event, crummy code makes you slower *now*. You have to deal with it as you're writing code *now*.
The Bad Bunny/Priest vs Miz/Morrison match was one of the best matches of night one of #WrestleMania37. Way more fun and well done that I would guessed. He’s better than some of the wrestlers I see on TV normally.
Off by one error
Scare a dev in 5 words or less.
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