Apparently #Drupalcon is happening right now in (drama sigh) Portland. Seeing some of the tweets about it is like meeting up with people you knew from high school who grew up to be junkies - the "junk" in this case being corporate-focused Silicon Valley techno-gobbledy-gook.
A wistful thread from Earl "merlinofchaos" Miles: https://twitter.com/merlinofchaos/status/1519058194089144320